You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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