I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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