Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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