ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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