Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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