I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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