do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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