no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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