did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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