Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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