This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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