We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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