Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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