Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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