So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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