Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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