We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am in a vortex of obligation.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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