nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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