Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
