Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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