question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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