i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I will be naked everywhere
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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