Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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