Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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