and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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