Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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