I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so let's talk penis.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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