having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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