ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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