just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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