i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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