well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Mom said you looked used
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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