There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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