People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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