We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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