Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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