You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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