You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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