I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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