On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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