I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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