my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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