Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You ate ashes out of my bong
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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