I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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