I think I won the penis lottery.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
