Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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