yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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