ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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