I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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