You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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